Willie Long is considered a god within the community of a small tribe in a very remote land you've never heard of. Hes married, has parasites living in his house, and hopes to one day have as much money as his youngest daughter thinks he does. An avid sports fan, a smoker of cigars, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next...
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